New Years Resolutions!

[Grant Siff]

Let's get this started!

1) Get Nick Cage cast in the Fast and Furious films
2) Get Yankees to sign the chinaman
3) Get Austin REINSTATED
4) Get ME REINSTATED at SCOUT
5) Have more GREEK sex with the 4th MRS SIFF
6) Stop leering at my daughter's roommate
7) Get YOU GOT SERVED to trend worldwide on TWITTER
8) See NKOTB and Backstreet Boys perform live
9) Use more baby oil in self activities
10) Learn how to deep fry a Turkey
11) Meet Nic Cage
12) Get Fr Shanley image tatted on my left gun
13) Do more curls at the Gym
14) Bring back the Zoobaz pants.
15) Try to read a book
16) Get an autographed picture of Pauly D
17) Eat at a Guy Fieri restaurant
18) Get a Dr to prescribe me Vicodin
19) Find a Doctor for a medical weed subscription
20) Have an affair with a woman that doesn't speak English.

[pcdad]

1) Ignore all posts by Grant Siff.

[Grant Siff]

That's not very nice. It's mean and hurtful. Is this because I don't have a high post count?

[pc88]

1) See firsthand Grant Siff and his daughters matching tattoos.
2) See The Wolf of Wall Street with Grant Siff's 1st 3 wives.

[Grant Siff]

Jan 1, 2014 14:52:41 GMT -5 pc88 said:

1) See firsthand Grant Siff and his daughters matching tattoos.
2) See The Wolf of Wall Street with Grant Siff's 1st 3 wives.

You're on! Could you help us get a photo of Fr Shanley for our new tats?

[pcdad]

That's not very nice. It's mean and hurtful. Is this because I don't have a high post count?

I'll retract that comment and consider Pope Francis's position of "who am I to judge"...

[Grant Siff]

Thank you! From one PC parent to another. I assume PC dad means you're the father of a PC student? Maybe my daughter is friends with your son/daughter.


Maybe we can visit Foxy Lady together during Parents Weekend?


Do you like Nick Cage movies? My wife has a SUV with a DVD player in the backseat. Maybe we can watch Face Off or Con Air in the back? What do you think?

[Grant Siff]

One other idea:

I'm going to write a book consisting of Fortune cookie fortunes. So, if any of you eat gook food save your fortune cookies and post your fortunes. My goal is 365 fortunes. I could also release it as a day calendar.

[Grant Siff]

Cross GREEK sex off the list!

Yes!


Mrs. Grant Siff got served!! Through the backdoor!